Marley: Mommy. You don't have a penis.
Me: Nope, because I'm a girl, and girls don't have penises.
Marley: I have a penis, and Daddy has a penis.
Me: That's right. You and Daddy are boys. Boys have penises.
*Pause*
Marley: Mommy? You have a butt?
Me: Yes, I have a butt.
Marley: I have a butt, too. And Daddy has a butt.
Me: Yep, everybody has a butt!
Marley: Everybody has a butt.
And that concludes today's lesson. I hope you found it as informative as Marley did!
4 comments:
hee hee. =) Marley's a riot. =) I wonder if he'll go to school and share his new found knowledge. =)
This is only the begining of curious questions. Short quick answers are usually enough for little ones. good job.
I'm smiling.
everybody poops is next!
patrick
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